Regular Show - Let's Get Literal

Regular Show – Let's Get Literal!

Ever wonder what would happen if idioms were taken literally? Well, let's team up with the Regular Show crew and find out!

"Come on, dude, I know I forgot to do that", Mordecai said in a raised voice into the phone. Obviously, Benson wasn't happy.
"You've told me 10 times, Benson…I can't remember everything, ok? Will you get off my back!" Then he put the phone down and said to Benson, who was literally hugging his back, "No really, get the crap off my back!"
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| GETTING OFF SOMEONE'S BACK


"Hey, man, here's your cup of milk", Mordecai offered, holding out the aforementioned cup of milk. "Oh, thanks", Rigby replied as he reached out to grab it….when it slipped from his hands, resulting in his infamous uproarious sobbing.
"Dude, it's alright, I can get some paper towels…", Mordecai tried to explain as he turned away, only to be met with Rigby's "STOP TALKING!" and more sobbing…
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| CRYING OVER SPILLED MILK


The three of them raised their arms to the sky at the awful sight that beheld them….a cat rolling on the floor beside a loaded 9mm.
"Please, don't harm us", Rigby shouted with fright.
"I love my life", Mordecai shouted, "You can't take it away from me!"
"The kitty litter – it's all yours", Pops sobbingly acquiesced. "Just take it, please!" The last was finished with the cat rolling on top of the gun…
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| CAT BURGLAR!


"Dude, you're not gonna make it!" Rigby roughly shouted…Mordecai was running to his date with Margaret; the golf cart was broken down.
"Yeah, you're already late!" Benson followed up, but Mordecai simply stopped with a "Not if I have anything to do with it", took his watch off, THREW IT ON THE GROUND!...and kept running far far away from it.
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| AHEAD OF TIME!


Mordecai sat in a corner of the bedroom, typing up a new song on the computer when he heard Rigby stir in his bed. With a stretch of his arms and a merry yawn, Rigby was awake. "How was your nap, my man?"
"I feel like a million bucks", Rigby stated, holding up a million-dollar bill fake with his face cut out in the middle.
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| FEELING LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!


Rigby then proceeded to walk out of his room and down the hall, only to be met with Eileen's soft cry of "Bee-moo!"
"HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAA-" But as he yelled for what seemed like forever, all Eileen could say was, "Where the heck are your pants, Rigby!?" As you can guess, his pants were missing.
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| SCARING SOMEONE'S PANTS OFF


"I heard he likes to stick his finger up his heinie in the house's main bathroom", Mordecai softly whispered to his companion standing in front of him.
"Dude, nasty", Margaret reacted with a laughing smile. "That's why he takes a break six times a day." This was met with Rigby turning around to face them and say, "You guys know I can hear you, right?"
"Excuse me…GO EAT YOUR TAIL!" Mordecai yelled, which he doesn't normally do.
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| TALKING BEHIND SOMEONE'S BACK (which also makes you a bitch)


Rigby was now sitting patiently at a table when Benson sat down, placing a plastic jar on the table with "I brought ya some pretzels, Rigs!"
"Chewy!" And with that yell, Rigby ignored the pretzels in favor of Benson's now-suddenly-tasty wrist as he yelled, "What the crap are you doing!?"
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| BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS!


This time it involved Mordecai and Rigby now starting to choke each other out, while both of them made the weirdest noises from their closing necks. You could say they were…
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| AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS!


"Haha…you guys are in for a treat", Rigby promised as he led Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost to the backyard as a train began to pass by. "Here it comes!"
Suddenly, Muscles and Fives were slathered with a couple ladle-fuls of gravy each. But their reaction was nothing short of bliss as Fives cried out, "Oh sweet God, it's so beautiful!"
"This is the greatest moment of my entire life!" Muscle Man cried as he sobbed with bliss to Hi-Five's just-as-blissful note-holding at the moment of getting hit by…
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| THE GRAVY TRAIN


Skips came out of the house dressed in a complete suit without the tie and jacket. The first person he saw was Mordecai sitting on the steps, who turned around and complimented, "Wow, Skips…you're dressed nicer than usual. What's the occasion?" Skips' answer was to raise a 9mm and shoot Mordecai in the chest, resulting in many convulsions on his part.
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| DRESSED TO KILL!


"Wow…you guys have been together for almost a year now?" Benson wondered…Mordecai and Margaret's relationship was reaching new heights, you see.
"Yeah, man…it's been great", Mordecai answered mistily. "So…when ya gonna tie the knot?" Benson inquired again.
"Oh…already have", Mordecai answered again, holding up a string of rubber with a knot tied in the middle of it. Benson's response was one of epic questioning happiness.
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| TIE THE KNOT!


"Come on, Mordecai! I need to go! Hurry up and give me my money", Benson demanded.
"I'm trying, dude! It's just so hard to get out!" Mordecai reasoned as he dug into Benson's wallet. This was only met by a "Fork it over!" from Benson as Mordecai kept digging with that selfsame fork.
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| FORKING OVER THE MONEY!


"Dude, did you see last night's game? That crap was crazy", Margaret brought up to Mordecai as they sat with Skips…who softly let one rip right in front of their soon-astonished faces.
Mordecai and Margaret both let out an "Oh my God!" as they both donned surgical masks and Margaret sprayed out some air freshener. "His farts – they're so deadly!" Mordecai shouted as they backed away from the table staggeringly.
"It's the end of the hackin' world!" they said as they stumbled away from Skips' confused and perplexed expression.
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| AVOID LIKE A PLAGUE

Mordecai and Muscle Man were now peeking through the screen door of the house to see Benson going through the whole house with a broom, sweeping over everything in sight. In a yellow shirt and black pants, with fake antennae to match!
"You seen Benson today? He's been cleaning so much!"
"Yeah, bro…there's something very suspicious about that", Muscle Man replied to Mordecai's comment as Benson kept sweeping over EVERYTHING, singing…."Ooh, all day long, my song…ooh, busy bee, busy bee, mamamamamee….nothing is to dirty for MEEEEEEEEEEE, busy bee, busy bee, bee bee bee…
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| AS BUSY AS A BEE!